Dank's Review of P4K's Review of Yeezus

Burlington Swag Factory

01 - Cheryl Lynn - Got To Be Real (Dankd)
02 - Mark Morrison - Return Of The DANK
03 - Whitney DANKston - How Will I DANK
04 - Lionel Richie - All Night Long (All DANK)
05 - Rick Astley - Never gonna DANK you up
06 - The Ohio DANKers - Skin Tight
07 - Elton John - Sad Songs (DANK so Much)
08 - JT feat JZ - DANK & Tie
09 - Abba - DANKing Queen
10 - Men Without Hats - The Safety DANK
11 - Stoned Roses - Fools DANK
12 - Whitney DANKston - I Wanna DANK With Somebody

Kind regards to independent supermarkets and big box stores throughout the greater Pittsburgh area, and whomever programs their muzak (Except the person who does this for CVS...dude's a sadist).

Cheers to everyone who either requested the remixes or unwittingly inspired me to fuck their favorite tunes up.

Extra special thanks to "Pretzel Rod Stewart" for wheels and inspiration.

I'll do something different soon, I promise! : P

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CRJDANK Single

Side A:

Side B:

Is Dank Grunge Redundant?

You decide

01) Temple of the Dog - Hunger Strike (Dank'd)
02) hole - doll parts (dank'd)
03) SF Seals - Dock Ellis (Dank'd)
04) Sponge - Plowed (Dank'd)
05) stone temple pilots - sex type thing (dank'd)
06) Alice in Chains - I Stay Away (Dank'd)
07) Pearl Jam - Rearviewmirror (Dank'd)
08) Bush - Machine Head (Dank'd)
09) collective soul - shine (dank'd)
10) Silverchair - Tomorrow (Dank'd)
11) Candlebox - Cover Me (Dank'd)
12) Nirvana - All Apologies (Dank'd)

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Dank Wit - Music Piracy

All songs Dank'd by Doc Ellis
All proceeds from free downloads are to be donated to Kim Dotcom's defense fund and the vandalism of your local Chick Fil-A restaurant
Artwork provided by the United States Federal Government

1) M83 - Steve McQueen
2) Gotye - Somebody That I Used to Know
3) Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe
4) Passion Pit - Sleepyhead
5) Purity Ring - Fineshrine
6) Billy Ocean - Carribean Queen
7) Tom Petty - Don't Come Around Here No More
8) Balllaboy - My Purple Syrup (Chopped N Screwed)
9) Grimes - Oblivion
10) D'eon - Transparency Pt. II

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Born on the 5th of July [Single]

for someone

OMFG COLLECT THIS #RARE DANK WIT BASED MATERIAL

SIDE A: Fleetwood Mac - Gypsy (DANK'D)
http://soundcloud.com/mmmmcitricacid/fleetwood-mac-gypsy-dankd
SIDE B: Fleetwood Mac - Everywhere (DANK'D)
http://soundcloud.com/mmmmcitricacid/fleetwood-mac-everywhere-dankd

Artwork by Talia Shulze - http://taliapearl.tumblr.com/

HOW TO DANK

Anyone Can Dank.  It is the simplest form of "remixing," generally taking less than 5 minutes, but it leaves music profoundly different in a way that I, at least, find to be fascinating.

1. Download Audacity and install for free.
2. Go to File--> Import--> Audio.  Import the song of your choosing.
3. Once file is imported, go to Effect--> Change Speed
4. You can experiment of course, but I tend to usually just change the first drop-down box next to Standard Vinyl RPM to 45, leaving the second box on 33 1/3.  Thus, the song will be slowed to the equivalent of a single played at album speed on a turntable.
5. Listen to remix to ensure that you are satisfied with the change.  Other effects can be applied here.
6. Once you've finished experimenting, go to File--> Export and export file as mp3.
7. Upload file to internet service of your choice.

P.S. Dank'd is my shamelessly self-promotional way of putting this music out there, ala DJ Screw's "Screwed" music.  Call it whatever the hell you want to, just give the idea a chance.

Peace,
~D